WARNING!

TERRORIST

THREAT

IMMINENT!

• Trust no one! Everyone is a potential terrorist!
  
• Do not let anyone carry or handle your (hand) lugguage!
• Baby milk is suspicious!
• Watch people in headscarves and who look remotely Middle Eastern with great suspicion!
• Do not gather in a crowd of more than three people!
• Do not run suddenly
• Most of all, FEAR! Be very AFRAID.
  

If only I could get Bert to disappear and Elmo to appear! ---->>