Thursday, August 10, 2006

WARNING!

TERRORIST

THREAT

IMMINENT!

  • Trust no one! Everyone is a potential terrorist!
  • Do not let anyone carry or handle your (hand) lugguage!
  • Baby milk is suspicious!
  • Watch people in headscarves and who look remotely Middle Eastern with great suspicion!
  • Do not gather in a crowd of more than three people!
  • Do not run suddenly
  • Most of all, FEAR! Be very AFRAID.
If only I could get Bert to disappear and Elmo to appear! ---->>

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